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Hawk In one of the castle's secret compartments, two figures could be seen kissing. It was a passionate affair, tounges crossing and in a full embrace. One might assume it two lovesick servants but that wasn't the case. Upon closer inspection, one can make out the distinct colors of red, in hair and in clothes. Though his eyes were not visible, there was little doubt about this man's identity. King Redbird, once again dining on a delectable after-meal snack. The girl was a new addition to the servant staff and he felt it appropriate to welcome her in his usual way. After about 15 minutes, the magic was gone and the king took his leave. She w

The Three Diaries: It's been said that a princess isn't really a princess unless she has at least 7 diaries attributed to her. The poster child for this phenomenon is the infamous Princess Jokinna who has 793 diaries to her name at last count, of these 28 aren't obvious forgeries 7 aren't proven forgeries and 3 can be traced to before the year 200. They are often called the canonical three although the debate over which if any of them is genuine continues to this day. We know for a fact that Princess Jokinna was encouraged to keep a diary: "The Castle physician recommends that the princess should keep a diary of her hallucination both for

Mewni Before the Mewnipendence The Silvan Precursors In the 500 or so years before the mewnipendence, the dominant force on the mewnian continent were the Silvan city-states most of which were in the land that would later become the Silvan Kingdom, but they were dotted throughout the continent. About 30 miles north of where Port Waterson is today stood the Silvan city-state of Helgove which would play an important role in the events that followed. Around 200 B.M. the Mewnian Continent was invaded from the Sea by The ancient Mewnian Empire which came into conflict with the Silvan's and was driven back into the sea with great loss to both sid

Queen Hekatia the Necromancer Requested by jgss0109 Excerpt from The Life of Queen Hekatia the  necromancer By Anonymus (Archibald Cox) "after Queen Hekatia repented of her necromancy she set about to destroy all written records of her experiments, and they were all promptly committed the flames. Most of her magical equipment was destroyed as well but there was some that couldn't be destroyed without causing dangerous magical anomalies, these she gathered into a secret place, and bricked them up that they may never again be found. The one who writes is a witness to these things, and he is worthy of belief for he was the queen's close confi

The Quotable Queen Star "I have heart shaped nipples, your argument is irrelevant" "Magic is all around us and magic as we know stands for Musical Agrivating Giant Iguana Catchers" "SHAVE YOUR BUTTHAIR!" "Yes, I'm a natural blonde, way more than you at least." "There's bad luck and then there's needing to take a huge dump right at the end of date night" "God I hate drink coasters" "I wish Aurora were still a baby, then I could kiss her butt and it wouldn't be weird" "Aurora I told you, no baby sisters until you stop raiding the cookie jar" "HIRTHGLORP" "Someday I'm going to retire and go live in a beachside house on Earth, and then

Terrible Jobs in the castle that everyone wanted anyway Groom of the Stool: "You and I have very different definitions of degrading" -Queen Moon explaining why she refused to hire a groom of the stool- The sole duty of the Groom of the Stool was to clean the bottoms of royals and nobles immediately after they defecated, they did this with a sponge that was put on the end of a stick. in those day's it was considered degrading for nobility to come into contact with feces so this job was seen as necessary. Despite the disgusting nature of the job, thousands clamored to get hired for it because of how close it allowed them to get to the Queen